today i went for the coolest interview ever.
interviewer: good morning! so how are you today?
me: errrr. actually i'm feeling a bit rushed right now because i reached here late! i was stuck in a traffic jam so i couldn't reach here 30 minutes before the scheduled time.
interviewer: O_O i see. okay..
interviewer: so, tell me what you know about the recent moe advertisements.
me: -turns left and right and looks at posters stuck on walls- you're referring to these right? making lessons come alive?
interviewer: oh. right. so the answers are all on the walls.
me: ya! -.-
oh my, it was so rubbishy but fun. i finally found people who appreciate me for my frankness! strangely enough though, it felt a little like i was declaring a 7NTxx contract while trying my best to lose all 13 tricks. i hope i managed to go down 13 this time.